Please respect my time. I respect yours.
Scrubbed buns get more fun! If you've just rushed in off the sweaty city streets, I will welcome you warmly, then I'll start you a shower.
I will have been waiting for you patiently, all clean, coiffed, and anticipating our fun. My location is well stocked with soaps, towels, mouth wash, etc. I encourage guests to use them. I appreciate if you have trimmed, clean fingernails.
Rates are non-negotiable. Please place your donation on a counter or table top soon after you arrive. I would prefer not having to ask, and I appreciate a chance to handle your first deposit while you prepare to make your second one.
Please be mindful of the time, as our appointment comes to an end. I have automated security in place, and I don’t want to ruffle feathers if we get carried away, and forget about the clock.
I love having my hair touched, played with, even gently pulled…but please don’t get it wet, or oily, or…ahem…sticky!!! If you desire certain acts involving my face, chest, etc, please inquire about the (minor) additional clean-up fee.